Dylan a few days prior to giving the below speech concerning the release of our APA (American Pale Ale) and the future of the Sci-Fi Civil Life Brewery. The following speech was given in the past at our Pigs & Pints but it comes from the future.
St. Louis, the Gateway to the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Civil Life Brewing Company. Its hopefully longer than 5 year mission, to explore Craft Beer, to seek out new Patrons and new retail accounts, to boldly go where many Craft Brewers have gone before a long time ago in far away states. It is a period of Civil Life. Rebel Craft Brewers, striking from very small and usually cobbled together breweries have won substantial victories against the Evils of Bored Taste Buds. During these battles the Rebel Brewers managed to steal the secret plans for American Pale Ale- a flavorful beverage to be enjoyed by adults on May 6th between the hours of 11:30 and 6:00 that has enough firepower to destroy an entire planet of taste buds - but in a good way. Pursued by Sinister agents, Dylan, Mike, Jake, Patrick, and Chris race back to the brewery, Custodians of the stolen plans that can save their Patrons and restore freedom to the galaxy, or something like that. Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.
Dylan Mosley is the Civil Life’s Brewer. He is also responsible for changing out the pirate flag every 8 months. His annual compensation package here is directly related to the amount of time his beard is a minimum of two inches long.