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5/6/2012

The FInal Beer Frontier (Dylan's Pigs & Pints Speech)

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Dylan a few days prior to giving the below speech concerning the release of our APA (American Pale Ale) and the future of the Sci-Fi Civil Life Brewery. The following speech was given in the past at our Pigs & Pints but it comes from the future.

St. Louis, the Gateway to the Final Frontier.  These are the voyages of the Civil Life Brewing Company.  Its hopefully longer than 5 year mission, to explore Craft Beer, to seek out new Patrons and new retail accounts, to boldly go where many Craft Brewers have gone before a long time ago in far away states.  It is a period of Civil Life.  Rebel Craft Brewers, striking from very small and usually cobbled together breweries have won substantial victories against the Evils of Bored Taste Buds.  During these battles the Rebel Brewers managed to steal the secret plans for American Pale Ale- a flavorful beverage to be enjoyed by adults on May 6th between the hours of 11:30 and 6:00 that has enough firepower to destroy an entire planet of taste buds - but in a good way.  Pursued by Sinister agents, Dylan, Mike, Jake, Patrick, and Chris race back to the brewery, Custodians of the stolen plans that can save their Patrons and restore freedom to the galaxy, or something like that.  Klaatu, Barada, Nikto.

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    Dylan Mosley is the Civil Life’s Brewer. He is also responsible for changing out the pirate flag every 8 months. His annual compensation package here is directly related to the amount of time his beard is a minimum of two inches long.

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  • PUB
    • BEER ON DRAUGHT >
      • Circle 7 American Wheat Beer
      • German Wheat
      • Kolsch-Style Ale
      • British Bitter (English Pale Ale)
      • Pale Ale
      • UK IPA
      • Extra Special Bitter (ESB)
      • Northern English Brown
      • BIG BEER SERIES Scottish "Wee Bit" Heavy
      • American Brown Ale
      • Scottish Ale
      • Extra Stout
      • BEERS ON DECK!! >
        • American Pale Ale
      • Beers on Vacation >
        • Altbier
        • American ESB
        • American Session Ale
        • Amsterdam Tavern Goal!den Ale
        • "Bee Civil" Honey Wheat Beer
        • Belgian Dubbel
        • Belgian Table Beer
        • BIG BEER SERIES "BIG AMERICAN STOUT"
        • BIG BEER SERIES Big Belgian Blonde
        • BIG BEER SERIES "BIG YEAR BROWN"
        • BIG BEER SERIES "GORDIAN KNOT BOCK"
        • Black Ale
        • Black Lager
        • British Mild
        • Burton-on-Holt
        • Civil Common
        • #Carlbock Lager
        • Cream Ale
        • Czech Pilsner
        • Dortmunder Lager
        • Dresselsbier "Hoppy Wheat"
        • Dry Hop Red Ale
        • English IPA
        • English Summer Ale
        • India Pale Ale
        • German Pilsner
        • Guerrilla Street Blonde Ale
        • Lager
        • Merchant Ship IPA
        • Milk Stout
        • Munich Dunkel Lager
        • Oatmeal Brown Ale
        • Oatmeal Stout
        • Oktoberfest
        • Ordinary Bitter Ale
        • Premium Bitter
        • Porter
        • Proper Pint
        • Ruby Mild
        • Rye Pale Ale GABF Gold 2014
        • Rye Stout
        • Scottish Export Ale
        • Scottish Style "70 Shilling"
        • Stevie's 5 Star Amber
        • STL Best Ale
        • The Angel and the Sword Ale
        • "The Great Hencini" Southern English Brown
        • "The Mentor" English Golden Rye
        • Vienna Lager
        • Wit Beer
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