PRESS RELEASE.
(Note that means to press your finger on release.)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO ALL INTER-GALACTIC NEWSPAPERS
It’s that time of the year again! We made it through our 2’s, they weren’t so terrible after all, and we are now really starting to grow up. Whoa. Sit tight. We have a huge year in store for you. If this was our BIG YEAR, next year is set to be our COLOSSAL YEAR. Our current distributor MoBev is becoming part of a much larger Missouri family-owned distributor by the name of Major Brands. My friend, James (inventor of Whizbang) always salutes when he says, “Major Brands.” So we salute them and say “Major Brands” please continue the good work Missouri Beverage has done in getting our beers into so many great establishments in Missouri. A tip of the hat to our good friends at Koerner in Illinois as well who are pouring more and more Civil Life to our Illinois friends every day. But I’ll leave the rest and the biggest thank yous to you our customer for the speech.
DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS!
12 to 2:45 Bryan Ranney Band plays on the patio
3:00 PM The Annual State of the Beer Union Address which culminates with the unveiling of our 2014 logo.
7 to 10 PM Jon Bonham and Friends play on the patio (This is their 3rd year playing on our anniversary)
BBQ all day long brought to you by the dynamic duo Tony and Brendan. As always, expect it to be good and reasonably priced.
$4.00 16 oz pints all day long.
I’d say and much much more but what more could you possibly want.
Oh wait! THE RETURN OF CARLBOCK AND OUR INTER-GALACTIC FAVORITE OKTOBERFEST!
Oh yah, if you can’t make it by Saturday come by Friday. It should be tumbleweed night as practically all of our regulars will be here on Saturday!
Cheers,
Jake
The picture above is from last years speech. I am quite sure I will not be able to top it but who knows?
(Note that means to press your finger on release.)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO ALL INTER-GALACTIC NEWSPAPERS
It’s that time of the year again! We made it through our 2’s, they weren’t so terrible after all, and we are now really starting to grow up. Whoa. Sit tight. We have a huge year in store for you. If this was our BIG YEAR, next year is set to be our COLOSSAL YEAR. Our current distributor MoBev is becoming part of a much larger Missouri family-owned distributor by the name of Major Brands. My friend, James (inventor of Whizbang) always salutes when he says, “Major Brands.” So we salute them and say “Major Brands” please continue the good work Missouri Beverage has done in getting our beers into so many great establishments in Missouri. A tip of the hat to our good friends at Koerner in Illinois as well who are pouring more and more Civil Life to our Illinois friends every day. But I’ll leave the rest and the biggest thank yous to you our customer for the speech.
DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS!
12 to 2:45 Bryan Ranney Band plays on the patio
3:00 PM The Annual State of the Beer Union Address which culminates with the unveiling of our 2014 logo.
7 to 10 PM Jon Bonham and Friends play on the patio (This is their 3rd year playing on our anniversary)
BBQ all day long brought to you by the dynamic duo Tony and Brendan. As always, expect it to be good and reasonably priced.
$4.00 16 oz pints all day long.
I’d say and much much more but what more could you possibly want.
Oh wait! THE RETURN OF CARLBOCK AND OUR INTER-GALACTIC FAVORITE OKTOBERFEST!
Oh yah, if you can’t make it by Saturday come by Friday. It should be tumbleweed night as practically all of our regulars will be here on Saturday!
Cheers,
Jake
The picture above is from last years speech. I am quite sure I will not be able to top it but who knows?